Your not as good as you once were, but you're better than you were once.
...Jokes about getting stop being funny
That me.When you drop words in a sentence and don't realize it.
When you've been all your life without it and now you have it. Foreskin
This! Good lord that snap crackle and pop!As you move you sound like the cereal you used to eat as a kid.
Dang you must be old as dirt cause I've never seen you wear socks.You don’t know socks are.
And its cousin: When you lay something down and a min later you're looking for it and you can't remember where you layed it down at ... but it doesn't matter because at some point in the process you can't remember what it was you were looking for.When you lay something down and a min later you're looking for it and you can't remember where you layed it down at.
When you have to turn around and walk back into the room you just left so you can try to remember why it is you left the room in the first place.
When you find the keys you’ve been angrily looking for 10 minutes, in your pocket.
That's THE damn truth^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^when being in good health mutates from "nothing's wrong" to "nothing's imminently life-threatening".
HELL YES!!!!!!!When you find the keys you’ve been angrily looking for 10 minutes, in your pocket.