Bumper Stickers

Haven't seen as many around Ashevegas as I used to, but I always wanted to riff on one:

Practice Kinda Random Senseless Acts on a Beautician
 
I have one that says "I feel ways about stuff" haha I seen the other day that said "of course Jesus saves, he was Jewish"
 
I saw one that said, "When I was younger, I wanted a nice BMW. Now that I'm older, I don't care so much about the W.

I'd like one that says, "I break, for no effing reason."
 
An old dead crony of mine used to say just loud enough to be heard by a select group...My observation in life is that 99% of all women are 1 good man away from a welfare line....YIKES it's on!!!!
 
What is a bowel movement, Alex?
Which is why when I upgraded to my extra class ham license, I kept my cell sign. The next one in the queue was KN4BM. The other guy who upgraded at the same time got it instead.
 
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