A few minutes ago I'm standing in front the throne about to "make water" and had my cell phone in my left hand and it slipped!! It's headed straight for a watery grave so I grab and begin the great juggling game. All of ya'll have played that game, you juggle it from hand to hand for what seems like an eternity before it just gets away and hits the floor.
After 4 or 5 attempts my brain takes over and says to just bat it away from the certainty of drowning. Let it die from blunt force trauma hitting the floor, but please not to drown, anything but that!! One last hit and it flew across the room and landed against the vanity.
Doesn't seem to be any worse for the experience but I guess I need to keep a better eye on it. For all I know it may attempt suicide again before the day's out.....
After 4 or 5 attempts my brain takes over and says to just bat it away from the certainty of drowning. Let it die from blunt force trauma hitting the floor, but please not to drown, anything but that!! One last hit and it flew across the room and landed against the vanity.
Doesn't seem to be any worse for the experience but I guess I need to keep a better eye on it. For all I know it may attempt suicide again before the day's out.....
