eggsplosion in the kitchen

[Timfoilhat]

I'm working form home. My wife is working from home. She put 4 eggs on the stove to boil. Tells me as she walks by my office " turn off the stove in a few minutes" to which I reply OK as if I heard her but I really didn't pay her much attention because I'm working.
35 minutes later...
{snif sniff} hmmm somethings cooking

5 minutes later...

{snif, siff} not cooking it's burning

Oh Slop!

{Runs down the stairs}

Pot is destroyed. Eggs on ceiling, walls, cabinet fronts, all kitchen appliances, even found some in the living room a good 30 feet away. I cleaned it up. Now my wife is all "let's not assign blame".

 

[Tailhunter]

Blame was assigned to the person whom said “OK”.

 

[noway2]

Could be worse. My grandmother once had a pressure cooker loaded with beets explode in a freshly painted kitchen.

 

[concepthomes2]

Blame was assigned to the person whom said “OK”.

May need to lie down on that couch and let that comprehension refill bud..

 

[Mitch Rapp]

Could be worse. My grandmother once had a pressure cooker loaded with beets explode in a freshly painted kitchen.

How much did Pop Pop cuss?

 

[The War Wagon]

Pot is destroyed. Eggs on ceiling, walls, cabinet fronts, all kitchen appliances, even found some in the living room a good 30 feet away. I cleaned it up. Now my wife is all "let's not assign blame".

And if YOU'D left it on the stove to explode?

She'd engrave the incident on your TOMBSTONE.






60 years from now.

 

[1911gobang]

See, this is why everyone needs cameras in the house. How many million dollar viral moments have been missed? [emoji38]


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[DrScaryGuy]

incidents like this are of the "it's happened to you, or it hasn't happened to you YET" category.
The secret is to be hyperobservant to the times the mrs does them so that on the odd chance it happens to you, you can just say "wow, it's just like that time you..." and have the subject changed for you.

 

[Jp8819]

Blame was assumed when you said “I do” or better yet responsibility.

 

[Get Off My Lawn]

I believe there's a pic of a sploded pressure cooker along with the destroyed kitchen in the funny pictures thread.