How do I get rid of the idiotic chat box?

Time for another refill and more scotch. Still could not find a monkey to...
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Im so confused. When we get a chat box and why did you all stuff monkeys in it?
 
BatteryOaksBilly said:
My Brother wanted a Special pet to have around the house. He went to the pet store and the owner showed him a monkey. My Brother was skeptical at first because of the price...the owner wanted $2,500....BUT the owner explained that the money was indeed VERY Special. He said the monkey gave THE BEST oral sex on earth and if my Brother didn't agree he'd give him Double his money back.....The Deal Was Made.
Later that afternoon my Brother's wife came home from shopping and when she walked into the kitchen she was horrified!!!!! There was Milk splattered everywhere, Lard smeared on the stove and Flour was in every surface of the kitchen.....The Monkey was sitting On Top of the highest cabinet top screaming back at her!!! My Brother's poor wife hollered "What In THE Hellllll Is Going On!!!!"? My Brother shouted back....."Watch your mouth Bitch, if I can teach this thing to bake biscuits....You're OUTTA HERE!!!!!!!"
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High quality joke Billy.
 
falconew said:
But but but we are much more then bst forum. WOW 7 pages on this and so much in chat. I see why he wanted to turn off the chat.

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When a mob is in it's full on frenzy, its never advisable to defend the poor soul at its mercy, lest ye become a more inviting target of affection.
 
True story...

One day I was at work; wife called and asked if I would mind if she used our car to go to the airport in Raleigh for work. I said no problem as long as they're paying.
Ensues the following dialog:

"Why do you have to go to the airport?"
" Because the monkey can't fly first class."

"I'm sorry, say that again; we must have a bad connection; I would have sworn you said because the monkey can't fly first class."

"That's what I said."
....

"What?"

The boss is flying to Hawaii and the airline won't let the monkey fly first class; they say it has to ride in the cargo hold. It's a baby and the cold would kill it, so I have to go get the monkey from the airport."

More conversation but that's the biggest part... someone else got paid $1000 to babysit the monkey for a week.


WTF??? LOL
@BCR#1 (tagged cuz you like monkeys, I guess...)
 
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Honestly I think he would make a good supporting member, he has started what looks to be an epic thread, looks like he can dish it out as well as take it. Kinda wish more newbs were like this!
 
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Windini said:
Should we tell @BCR#1 that, once he hits the Secret Magic Number of posts, then the Idiotic Chat Box gives way to the Super Smart Intellectual Chat Box?

Or do we think he's maybe not ready for that level of discourse yet?
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Who's going to tell him about the Platinum Club?
 
Windini said:
Should we tell @BCR#1 that, once he hits the Secret Magic Number of posts, then the Idiotic Chat Box gives way to the Super Smart Intellectual Chat Box?

Or do we think he's maybe not ready for that level of discourse yet?
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I really doubt it'll change much...

see post 36:

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Windini said:
Should we tell @BCR#1 that, once he hits the Secret Magic Number of posts, then the Idiotic Chat Box gives way to the Super Smart Intellectual Chat Box?

Or do we think he's maybe not ready for that level of discourse yet?
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What, like it takes him to a different forum?
 
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