I used to have motivation like that too
Oh, it wasn't a motivation problem, I assure you.
Stand by...this gets long. I promise you'll find this humorous, but to this day I'm STILL torqued about it.
We needed to replace the toilet seat, so I went out and bought one. But we were busy running around all over the place for whatever reasons, so I didn't get to it until Friday evening.
No problem, 15 minute job, right?
Well...I grab a screwdriver and pair of pliers to take the old seat off. That's when I noticed for the first time that our toilet didn't have through bolts. No biggie, the existing bolts just screw down into threaded inserts.
EXCEPT...the bolts are corroded and a b*tch to get loose. So I work on them with the screwdriver and a penetrant and finally the bolts come out...but only AFTER tearing out the threads on the inserts an hour or so later.
I'm getting perturbed at this point, but out came the drill so I could drill the stupid inserts out to prep them for replacement. (Being careful not to crack the porcelain.)
Off to Lowes before they close. AND WOULDN'T YOU KNOW IT, THIS IS A NON-STANDARD PART THAT ISN'T CARRIED BY LOWES!
Same for Home Depot.
My ire has been long since roused to cursing level over this 15 minute job and now I'm THOROUGHLY pissed because it's Friday evening and this 15 minute job looks to be going into Saturday.
BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE!
I get home and do some google-fu to find the toilet model and the appropriate inserts, then set about googling the plumbing supply stores in the area.
WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT THAT PLUMBING SUPPLY STORES WOULD BE CLOSED ON THE WEEKEND WHEN US COMMON FOLKS WHO WORK DURING THE WEEK WOULD HAVE THE TIME TO DO ANY SIGNIFICANT PLUMBING WORK?!?
So I pull out the duct tape and tape the new seat into place so we can use the toilet over the weekend.
Then I call my boss in Virginia and tell him I'm not going to be into work Monday like I thought because of this.
Monday morning I call the plumbing supply store and verify they've got the inserts. They have two packages. I drive my happy keister up there and bought a package and head home.
I'm headed to the bathroom to fix this when my wife decides we've got some OTHER
more important things to do right now, so I drop the inserts next to my tools in the bathroom and we head out to do whatever the F she thinks is more important than something I specifically had to take a day off work to fix.
Later, after an entire day wasted running around doing something else, we finally get back home and I start installing the inserts. The inserts have to be installed into the holes and flared into place. You do this by holding the insert still using the provided wrench, then thread the bolt through the hole and tighten it down until the back of the insert flares out snug against the other side of the hole. I'm being careful, because the last thing I want to do is over tighten this and crack the porcelain.
First insert installs, no problem.
Second insert...BREAKS DURING INSTALLATION!
Now I've got to drill out a partially installed insert AGAIN and guess what?
IT'S AFTER SIX PM AND THE FRICKIN' PLUMBING SUPPLY STORE IS CLOSED UNTIL MORNING!
I'm so p****d off at this point I could eat nails and s**t railroad spikes. And I can just picture getting to the store in the morning and finding out that some SOB bought the last insert kit, too.
Another call to my boss telling him I'm not driving up to Virginia that night.
Tuesday morning I'm waiting in the parking lot for the plumbing supply store to open. Buy their last insert kit, then go home and install it and finish installing the new toilet seat.
THEN my wife decides she's going to throw her wisdom out about this whole debacle by opening her mouth and offering this little tidbit of advice:
"That's why you don't start any projects on Friday nights."
To which I responded
"Right now, the best thing you can do is shut your mouth about this whole thing."
This is the SAME non-standard toilet later I found that needed different internals one day when I had to fix a running toilet.
I've already told my wife the next time I have to do ANYTHING with that stupid toilet, I'm yanking the whole thing out and replacing it with a new one that has two important features:
1. Everything about it is standard for parts of any kind.
2. It's capable of flushing a bucket of nuts and bolts in a single flush.
Stupid non standard, low profile, POS toilet.