I almost hate the way things have devolved.

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I'm definitely not a music aficionado, but I'm listening to Stormy Monday by Cream and I'm thinking, "that guy sounds like Eric Clapton."

So I open a new tab and type "Cream" in the address bar.

I hesitate.

Damn you, internet!
 
Lol

you have to add more qualifiers... songs by cream

Or members of band cream

I feel your pain... wanted to check something governmental once and at the public library computer kiosk typed in Whitehouse dot com.

Just a safe surfing tip; the presidential website is Whitehouse dot GOV. The other one is more to hunter Biden's speed ( or slick Willie I suppose) definitely NSFW.
 
Car0linab0y said:
Lol

you have to add more qualifiers... songs by cream

Or members of band cream

I feel your pain... wanted to check something governmental once and at the public library computer kiosk typed in Whitehouse dot com.

Just a safe surfing tip; the presidential website is Whitehouse dot GOV. The other one is more to hunter Biden's speed ( or slick Willie I suppose) definitely NSFW.
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I'm just hoping my wife doesn't borrow my tablet and hit the x or p key first.
 
I have an 80 year old friend who I help out with computer stuff and internet purchases.

I understand what you mean; his wife has her own computer but if anything happens I WILL clear his cache and search history asap...
 
Car0linab0y said:
I feel your pain... wanted to check something governmental once and at the public library computer kiosk typed in Whitehouse dot com.
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We found that site the same way on the school library computer when I was in 5th grade. We found out shortly after that a 60 year old teacher moves far faster than a 56k modem. 😔
 
hp468 said:
We found that site the same way on the school library computer when I was in 5th grade. We found out shortly after that a 60 year old teacher moves far faster than a 56k modem. 😔
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I had someone ask me if I knew the hand was quicker than the eye.

I said, "Quick! Jerk me off before anyone sees it!"
 
Thankfully my wife has an equally sick sense of humor, so I don't worry too much about my browser history. The internet did have me in deep doo-doo with her some years back when she thought I was having an affair. Turns out that a website I was going to had pop-up ads for Ashley Madison. Even though my pop up blocker was killing them, it was still registering in the browser history as a site visit. That one was a deep hole to dig myself out of.
 
The other day at work I tried to show somebody the news about the sorority girls suing the trans sister...
what i searched for was ... sorority suing trans
duckduckgo was certain i meant -sucking- instead of -suing-.
"ACK! THIS IS NOT RIGHT"

Also, i spent years laughing at the announcer from the BEASTMASTER show proclaiming "VISIT DARS HOME DOT COM"... because just going to beastmaster got you something VERY different.
 
Supermatch said:
Thankfully my wife has an equally sick sense of humor, so I don't worry too much about my browser history. The internet did have me in deep doo-doo with her some years back when she thought I was having an affair. Turns out that a website I was going to had pop-up ads for Ashley Madison. Even though my pop up blocker was killing them, it was still registering in the browser history as a site visit. That one was a deep hole to dig myself out of.
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Years ago I was away on a business trip and my paranoid wife searched my name on the internet and came up with an Italian porn photographer and a bunch of his work. It sounds crazy, but it took a lot to convince her that it wasn’t me.
 
In class, WW2 unit,
liberator + images
NOT a gun
And I crap you not, my ass. principal came in with a member of NC congress as it was on board before I could change
 
Someone at work knew I liked to take my family camping so they suggested Hagan Stone Park near Greensboro NC. I googled it and saw a link for Hagan Stone videos. I clicked it and got the message that I was violating the company’s porn-at-work policy. Turns out there’s a Mr. Hagan Stone that makes dirty videos. I was sure that HR and Security was going to show up at my cube with a box to take my things home but fortunately I never had to explain myself.
 
GymB said:
Years ago I was away on a business trip and my paranoid wife searched my name on the internet and came up with an Italian porn photographer and a bunch of his work. It sounds crazy, but it took a lot to convince her that it wasn’t me.
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Mine did the same, I have the most jealous woman I've ever met.. It pulled up someone else with a bat guano history. I had to remind her we'd been together since we were 17, almost always at home on weekends and evening, and am a home body.
 
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