Inanimate Faces

[beamernc]

I was cutting jalapeno peppers up for poppers for lunch today and had this guy staring back at me.

 

[Mirac]

 

[Pack72]

Easter Island?

 

[Chdamn]

View attachment 676082


View attachment 676083

He is not impressed with your work.

 

[P01135809]

 

[Mirac]

He is not impressed with your work.

Well … he needs to shave , so…

 

[Chdamn]

 

[Chdamn]

 

[RetiredUSNChief]

Had to get some lumber today and this piece spoke to me.

 

[Pack72]

Had to get some lumber today and this piece spoke to me.

View attachment 678467

Did he phone home?

 

[Red Marley]

 

[Pack72]

Feeling grate in my mohawk.

 

[RetiredUSNChief]

Just found this and immediately thought of this thread.

Japan actually has a museum of rock faces. It's in Chichibu, Japan and is called Chinsekikan (Hall of Curious Rocks). The rock faces are called jinmenseki and there are over 1,700 of them.

Even one that looks a lot like Elvis.

The Japanese Museum of Rocks That Look Like Faces — Colossal

In Chichibu, Japan, two hours northwest of Tokyo, there’s an odd museum; perhaps the only one of its kind. It’s called the Chinsekikan (which means Hall of Curious Rocks) and it houses over 1700 rocks that resemble human faces. The museum houses all kinds of jinmenseki, or rock with a human...

www.thisiscolossal.com

 

[Chdamn]

 

[9outof10mms]

View attachment 690732

Don’t lie: you slammed in the brakes and threw it into reverse out on some backroad. Sat there and had a giggle to yourself.

 

[Red Marley]

 

[Red Marley]

 

[9outof10mms]

View attachment 691449

Don’t go giv’n no sass.

 

[elmostump]

 

[CITYPUNS]

Careful men don’t schizo post too hard or you’ll have to start checking yes to that one box at the end of your 4473

 

[Red Marley]

 

[Chdamn]

View attachment 703888

Hey man. Yo house is high.

 

[Red Marley]

Hey man. Yo house is high.

Higher than Snoop Dogg at a Willie Nelson concert

 

[Red Marley]

I looked down at my orbital sander and it was desperately looking back at me

 

[fieldgrade]

with bared fangs no less.

 

[Thatguy]

 

[Red Marley]

 

[elmostump]

 

[Cape Fear]

 

[Catfish]

Aliens in my coffee

 

[BigWaylon]

Not much emotion out of this one…but he’s been staring at me for miles.

 

[9outof10mms]

Not much emotion out of this one…but he’s been staring at me for miles.

View attachment 733057

Just please, for the love of all that is holy, don't run into the back of him. The forum has had enough negative publicity lately!

 

[Chdamn]

Fire barrel at sage this past weekend.

 

[Red Marley]

 

[Red Marley]

😂

 

[falconew]

 

[elmostump]

 

[Chdamn]

View attachment 748153

Your pants staring at your wife after she searched all your pockets when you were in the shower.

 

[Crankbait]

Can anyone spot the burgler that got caught?

 

[beamernc]

My ice cream the other night might not look like an inanimate face, but maybe another inanimate body part.