Judged by Twelve: You Don't Want a Trial by Jury

My wife was talking about jury duty yesterday because we were watching true crime stuff. One of the attorneys was quite full of himself. She just piped up and said she'd have to tell the judge that she's going to side with the prosecution solely because the defense attorney was a major douche.
 
I wonder if her fee would go up if she allowed motorboating? It might be worth the fee and a few months in the can.
 
Supermatch said:
If that's "fat", I don't want to see the definition of "normal". I'll just assume it looks like peak cocaine Kate Moss.
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The term I used was "proportional" so as to say as big as she may be up top, it's not as if she's just big up top. There's no shame in that, in fact some folks would consider that their type.
 
Walkabout Dan said:
You have a choice of the 12 who will judge you . No choice in the 6 carrying you. Best to stay out of areas that are anti gun as you could end up in a democrat loved Roland Freisler court.
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I mean, you dont have choice in that 12, brother.
And at least the 6 carrying you are friends/family of yours, not strangers from your community/area.

That said, Id rather take my chances in court than be dead. Most days.
 
Walkabout Dan said:
You have a choice in jurors by law and a right to move the trial if no impartial jury can be found . That proves you wrong.
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You think they'll just let you go days of voir dire while you (and lets be honest, it's your lawyer, not you) picks the people?
 
tanstaafl72555 said:
I mean... since you are determined to go there!!!!!!

For the record, I don't think I would choose my defense attorney on the basis of how desirable she looks, but anyway.
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I never said I was going to pay her for her services... Hahaha
 
HMP said:
You think they'll just let you go days of voir dire while you (and lets be honest, it's your lawyer, not you) picks the people?
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I recently sat on jury duty in Chatham County. They brought in 120 possible jurors. We did voir dire for 3 entire days before the lawyers agreed on the jury... They sent the rest of us home at 4pm on the third day...
 
I've been asked to serve jury duty three times and asked to be removed three times since I stay home with our kids. They just send me a new notice every quarter like I've suddenly decided to put them in daycare.
 
I've lived in this town my entire life (almost 55 years).

I've never received a summons.
 
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