Military Memes

[Ben Jefferson]

Marines, rejoice: Someone made crayons that are actually meant to be eaten

The edible (and writeable) crayons have a rectangular shape so kids, and Marines, know which ones are safe to eat, and which are not.

taskandpurpose.com

Is there a point to this?

 

[RetiredUSNChief]

Is there a point to this?

Yes.

It's called "humor".

This is funny as h*ll, and you can bet I'll be buying some of these as gifts for my Marine friends and family.

Because "funny".

 

[Diablos]

 

[Diablos]

 

[Inglis]

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I hope she liked it.

 

[Long_Hunter]

PACK IT IN!!!!

 

[Ben Jefferson]

PACK IT IN!!!!



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Oh my God, do they still use those cattle cars?

I would have thought somebody would've had them replaced by now as being cruel and unusual punishment!

 

[Scrubber3]

PACK IT IN!!!!



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Went across the tracks at Ft Sill in one of those. I don't recall the benches whatsoever though.

 

[RN47]

80 pack attack!

 

[Combat Diver]

There were two different ones. Those with benches and those without.

CD

 

[Crazy Carl]

PACK IT IN!!!!



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MAKE YER BUDDY SMILE!

 

[Scrubber3]

I remember when we were finally allowed on these.

 

[DrScaryGuy]

I remember when we were finally allowed on these.

after you made parole?

 

[Scrubber3]

after you made parole?

Right

 

[Combat Diver]

I remember when we were finally allowed on these.

It was either bus drivers school or cattle truck school the company sent me too. Would get tasked from drop zone support. Later as a jumpmaster would get DZSO duties. Never ends. During the bus drivers course on Bragg, the instructor wouldn't let us SF guys take the finally test. He knew we would purposely fail by not stopping at the railroad crossing.

CD

 

[Rockchucker]

MAKE YER BUDDY SMILE!

Nut to but boyz!!!! Build that unit cohesion

 

[Diablos]

 

[Hammer12b]

PACK IT IN!!!!



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NUTS TO BUTTS! Pack it in!

 

[Chdamn]

NUTS TO BUTTS! Pack it in!

A to B.

 

[Diablos]

 

[Disgruntled Seabee]

 

[Long_Hunter]

 

[Derek8404]

I hope she liked it.

Why do you think it was a “she”?

 

[Stogies]

That is probably the only application where that camo works...

 

[Inglis]

Why do you think it was a “she”?

Good point.

 

[Diablos]

 

[Car0linab0y]

Here's one for all the folks who harass the USAF.....

 

[RetiredUSNChief]

Here's one for all the folks who harass the USAF.....

When your branch isn't capable of downloading a simple meme instead of doing a screenshot, I don't think the rest of us are far off in our justification.

Also...fascinating how the Air Farce conveniently leaves out that their weapons are less accurate and the least survivable legs of the nuclear triad.

😁😁😁

 

[Diablos]

 

[xtp308]

Yep

 

[Long_Hunter]

 

[Crazy Carl]

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Ah. The old E7 preparing for the E8 board outfit.

 

[Ben Jefferson]

Ah. The old E7 preparing for the E8 board outfit.

Wouldn't that be 2nd divorce?

Sorry, that was me instead of the DUI though!

 

[Inglis]

What stop at two?

 

[Crazy Carl]

Wouldn't that be 2nd divorce?

Sorry, that was me instead of the DUI though!

I thought the 2nd divorce wasn't required until the E9 board?

When I told my NCOIC I was throwing my wife out, he accused me of prepping my packet early for the E8 board.

 

[Diablos]

 

[Diablos]

 

[Rockchucker]

Everyone back in formation in 2.5 mins, lock facing forward, handle up, personal bag on top, straps tucked under. Dress right dress of course. Over and over again, ALL. DAMN. DAY.

 

[Chuckman]

For all of my corpsmen and medic buddies....

 

[Diablos]

get your $%#$^#@%#$% hands out of your pockets!