Mini pigs - WTF?

[Flashpoint]

We've had mini pigs for several years and the pasture pigs thread has me finally posting about this.

These guys have bigger kahonies than Chuck Norris. Like obscene level. When they walk they waddle. Thier damn scrotums are bigger than their heads. Always awkward when little kids come around "mommy what's that?" "Ummm, that's their butt!"

When I get to heaven I'm going to ask God why he chose to endow them in such a way and not me!!

 

[rdinatal]

When I get to heaven I'm going to ask God why he chose to endow them in such a way and not me!!

Careful what you ask for. You might come back as bacon.

 

[yeeyee]

When I get to heaven I'm going to ask God why he chose to endow them in such a way and not me!!

 

[GymB]

I don’t think God made ‘em that way.

 

[Oneofsix]

That's the only part that couldn't be shrunk...

 

[NKD]

Doesn't seem right man.

 

[Slacker]

The Spartans of pigs.

On a similar note, this porker is named Mushu and was supposed to be 40lbs at most.

She weighs 290 and literally lives off the land on 60 acres in Orange county. Hasn't been fed in 2 years and stays fat as a pig.

 

[heavydoc]

Have you seen the movie Van Wilder. The bulldog filling the cream filled donuts come to mind! 🤣

 

[9outof10mms]

When I get to heaven I'm going to ask God why he chose to endow them in such a way and not me!!

Because then you’d have dickie-do. Your balls would stick out further than your dickie do.