Pop Quiz

[9outof10mms]

Pop quiz, ____hole.

Someone brought in a sheet of banana puddin' and left it in the breakroom for people to eat, but you can't remember the "rules" all the bickering back and forth on CFF about what qualifies as nanner puddin' and what is a telltale sign of Yankee-dom.

What do you do?! WHAT DO YOU DO?!?!



I'll tell you what you do.

You tell those CFF voices in your head to STFU and you singlehandedly relieve that sheet of goodness of a column of banana pudding! Because you can't leave it uneven with anything less than a whole column, anyway. I'm just being a team player.

Besides: it gets all messed up when you scoop it out in a hurry because you don't want others in the office to judge you when they see 2.5 lbs of dessert on your plate...and it's only 10:30am. So who cares what's on top?!

 

[71Ragtop]

Trick question. Everyone knows this is a single serving container. Just like the boxes of Girl Scout cookies.

 

[Snal~]

Least it's not meringue....or is it?

 

[RetiredUSNChief]

You tell those CFF voices in your head to STFU and you singlehandedly relieve that sheet of goodness of a column of banana pudding! Because you can't leave it uneven with anything less than a whole column, anyway. I'm just being a team player.

Correct answer!

 

[Mr. Bggs]

Grab the whole pan and take the rest of the day off.

 

[Majicmike]

For anyone around Sanford Ron’s barn has some that’s really good.
It’s real banana pudding too.
NOTHING ON TOP!!!!!!!!

 

[9outof10mms]

Least it's not meringue....or is it?

No. That’s sweet and just…weird.

 

[turkeydance]

what i do is walk away.

i do not trust "left in the breakroom" anything.

 

[Leadchunker]

what i do is walk away.

i do not trust "left in the breakroom" anything.

I wait until I see people eating it and ask if they like it. When we go to family get togethers I always ask who made this item loudly. If one of my aunts made it or a certain niece I don’t eat it. My son says I’m being an ass.
I say I’m into self preservation.
Some people couldn’t cook a crap sammich with all the help in the world. Those are the people the deli platter was designed for.

 

[9outof10mms]

what i do is walk away.

i do not trust "left in the breakroom" anything.

Nah this is all good. Guy’s wife retired and she feels the need to make something for us every week.

 

[Mirac]

what i do is walk away.

i do not trust "left in the breakroom" anything.

What’s the worst that’s gonna happen?? Crap your pants ?

You’re gonna do that at some point in your life anyway. Might as well live a little now.

 

[willpgn]

Nilla Wafers you heathens!!!

 

[9outof10mms]

Nilla Wafers you heathens!!!

Beggars cannot be choosers.

 

[dfitzy]

Should have left the plate for the rest of them and taken the rest of the container for yourself 🤣

 

[Mr. Bggs]

I found a box in the office kitchen that had merry Christmas on it. I asked what it was and somebody said that's old peanut butter fudge from the holidays, throw it out.

I waited until they walked out and tried to eat a piece. Almost broke my tooth on that concrete substitute.

Never know if you don't try. 🫡

 

[9outof10mms]

Correct answer to all “community food”.

If it’s not a survival situation, you’re gonna make it to your next meeting.







Who am I kidding? I’ll eat the donuts no one wanted, after the box has been out all day. I’ll even eat the half-donut some b—ch left in the box because she “wasn’t going to eat the whole thing”.

Those are called “freebies.” No dollars and your body doesn’t recognize it because it’s not a whole food. True science. 100% ok to take that half and another whole donut.

 

[yard mongrel]

I’ll even eat the half-donut some b—ch left in the box because she “wasn’t going to eat the whole thing”.

I used to work with a gal that would do that to cream / jelly filled doughnuts.

I hope she is locked away somewhere now.

 

[GoWolfpack]

Someone brought in a sheet of banana puddin' and left it in the breakroom for people to eat, but you can't remember the "rules" all the bickering back and forth on CFF about what qualifies as nanner puddin' and what is a telltale sign of Yankee-dom.

What do you do?! WHAT DO YOU DO?!?!

You take the whole tray back to your desk and eat it in peace.

 

[RetiredUSNChief]

*sigh*

On "candy holidays* (Christmas, Easter, Halloween...you know what I mean) we ALWAYS end up with a pile of candy that won't get eaten. And I ALWAYS offer to take it all into work to fill the various candy dishes throughout the engineering code.

And EVERY FRICKIN' TIME my wife won't let me.

UNTIL, that is, about three months later when she is tired of looking at it all. THEN I'm supposed to take it in to work. But by then the chocolates are starting to look a bit...dried out?...around the edges when you open one of them.

So I dutifully pack it all up, take it all into work...and then throw it all away.

 

[9outof10mms]

Status update...

This is why we can't have nice things:


Looks like a 3rd grader got in there and served themself with crayons to scoop it out!

Straight lines, people!!!

 

[RetiredUSNChief]

Know what Mom put on our banana pudding?

More graham cracker crumbs.

Know what I'm gonna do to upset the CFF war over the question of merangue vs. cool whip?

Top it with marshmallow fluff.

Why?

'Cause I know all your buttons and Imma gonna push them like a monkey that's learned he gets treats no matter what button he pushes.