Quarantine Diary

[12151791]

Day 1 – I Can Do This!! Got enough food and wine to last a month!
Day 2 – Opening my 8th bottle of Wine. I fear wine supplies might not last
Day 3 – Strawberries: Some have 210 seeds, some have 235 seeds. Who Knew??
Day 4 – 8:00pm. Removed my Day Pajamas and put on my Night Pajamas.
Day 5 – Today, I tried to make Hand Sanitizer. It came out as Jello Shots!!
Day 6 – I get to take the Garbage out. I’m So excited, I can’t decide what to wear.
Day 7 – Laughing way too much at my own jokes!!
Day 8 – Went to a new restaurant called “The Kitchen”. You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have No clue how this place is still in business.
Day 9 – I put liquor bottles in every room. Tonight, I’m getting all dressed up and going Bar hopping. Day 10 – Struck up a conversation with a Spider today. Seems nice. He’s a Web Designer.
Day 11 – Isolation is hard. I swear my fridge just said, “What the hell do you want now?”
Day 12 – I realized why dogs get so excited about something moving outside, going for walks or car rides. I think I just barked at a squirrel.
Day 13 – If you keep a glass of wine in each hand, you can’t accidently touch your face.
Day 14 – Watched the birds fight over a worm. The Cardinals led the Blue Jays 3–1.
Day 15 – Anybody else feel like they’ve cooked dinner about 395 times this month?

 

[Millie]

LOL.
I sent this to some friends who need a laugh...

And you get the "Best Laugh of The Day" Award! Congrats, and keep up the good work!

 

[BatteryOaksBilly]

8:00pm. Removed my Day Pajamas and put on my Night Pajamas.

Went to a new restaurant called “The Kitchen”

. I swear my fridge just said, “What the hell do you want now?

If you keep a glass of wine in each hand, you can’t accidently touch your face.

Anybody else feel like they’ve cooked dinner about 395 times this month?

My favorites!!!!!!!!!

 

[fieldgrade]

“Jello shots”
Hahahahahahaha!

 

[Millie]

“Jello shots”
Hahahahahahaha!

Recipe? I've never had a Jello Shot. Is it a real thing?

 

[fieldgrade]

Recipe? I've never had a Jello Shot. Is it a real thing?

With the young folks I think

 

[BigWaylon]

Recipe? I've never had a Jello Shot. Is it a real thing?

click here

 

[12151791]

Recipe? I've never had a Jello Shot. Is it a real thing?

Simple....I think you wrote that you had Everclear and I am sure you know how to make jello.

 

[noway2]

Recipe? I've never had a Jello Shot. Is it a real thing?

You don’t want one. It requires a giant hypodermic needle and hurts like a mother.

Then again, I did a few one New Years morning before we went to breakfast and was feeling pretty good.

 

[Millie]

Simple....I think you wrote that you had Everclear and I am sure you know how to make jello.

I do....I ate a lot of Jello during chemo....I see recipes for run and tequila and pretty much anything....sounds like a great way to kill time! LOL.
Or a liver.

 

[Millie]

click here

Thanks for the contribution to my incipient liver failure!
Next grocery store trip, I'll stock up on Jello....whatever I can do to change stuff up around here!

 

[Millie]

With the young folks I think

You've met me...I'm young! (In my own mind!)

 

[noway2]

Thanks for the contribution to my incipient liver failure!
Next grocery store trip, I'll stock up on Jello....whatever I can do to change stuff up around here!

Now that I think about it we might have some jello in the cabinet. (Lightbulb)

 

[Millie]

Now that I think about it we might have some jello in the cabinet. (Lightbulb)

Go for it! Why the heck not!

 

[fieldgrade]

You've met me...I'm young! (In my own mind!)

We’re the same age, remember?
I can only speak for myself when I say, “That ship has sailed."

 

[Millie]

We’re the same age, remember?
I can only speak for myself when I say, “That ship has sailed."

We are NOT the same age! You're obviously having some elder-issues! LOL. I happen to be 39 years old......

 

[Sigequinox220]

Day something, hour something...time has become a mere abstraction of inevitable motion. Every day is both Monday AND Friday. I yearn for the warmth of not the fire my wife started in the kitchen, but of the steaming delicious steak being served to me by a waiter. My soul extends beyond the reaches of physical and into the land of fantasy, where my belly is full of wine, my bed full of women and my bank full of cash and my fridge full of bat soup.

but, as I snap back to the real world, wanting my daughter to spend more time outside, I decided to build her a sandbox for the patio.

if it weren’t for being a dad to the best little girl ever, this would be absolute hell

 

[Catfish]

Removed my Day Work Pajamas and put on my Night Pajamas.

This is my life now. I've always said that pants are overrated.

 

[GoWolfpack]

Recipe? I've never had a Jello Shot. Is it a real thing?

Can't figure out if you're joking or actually didn't have a rebellious teenage phase.

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