Slimer's Guide To Selling Firearms Online in the Year of our Lord 2024

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So there seems to be much confusion on how to sell a firearm in the Old North State here on the forums. Mostly new members, some old members, and some in-between. I've decided to take a break after second breakfast and the 8 Mimosa brunch to help clarify things to make things easier for you.

1. Legality. The first thing is that rifles/shotguns/handguns in NC do not require any special considerations.... no BS. You see, the state overrode ole Pooper Scooper to ditch the vile Pistol Permit law back in March 2023. It was a completely arbitrary law that allowed the CLEO in your county to deny you a right to a handgun. Unlike a NICS check, the CLEO could deny your moral character on the grounds that he didn't like you because you took his pew on Sundays at church. Since it's been abolished, you can now follow basic Federal law and not worry about anything. Even the NC CCH license is no longer needed for private sales. It only benefits bypassing a NICS check unless you are buying from a store (may Jesus forgive me for even saying it) like Dunham's. So when you post an ad, you don't need to require a pistol permit because you. can. not. get. one. anymore. period.

2A. Cover Your Donkey. Now when selling a firearm, some guys get all antsy in their pantsy about selling to the felonious type for an item that ultimately belongs in a hardware store next to nail guns. While it is good to be vigilant, you shouldn't be paranoid. The Bill of Sale is a popular fallback, but when we really think about it, it's kind of silly. You see, people can do this thing called "lie" on a piece of paper. I'm sure even many a firearm has been sold on a 4473 after a Martini Business Lunch with Bolivian Marching Powder before stumbling to the golf course with the other executives. Now, if folks can do that on official gubmint papers, they surely can do it on inkjet paper in a Food Lion parking lot. Likewise, the BoS also gives out too much information at times. You see, ultimately you don't know who you are giving your full address to. Maybe that fine dressed gentleman you gave your full address to is a Nightstalker 2.0 who plans on giving your home a visit later or maybe he will send the information to some urban yutes that will supply the streets of Chiraq thanks to the nature of capitalism. Your best bet in all this is to use your intuition and that part of your reptile-like brain that tells you something seems off. Follow your instincts because they trump a sheet of paper. Now the biggest thing is to setup a meeting in a public place where you are safe. Don't go into a stranger's home, don't meet in an easily ambushed place with blind spots, and once again follow your instincts. I've done deals as late as 11pm in Walmart parking lots (ya know back when 24/7 Wal-Marts that sold 9mm/223 was a thing) because I used intuition and well-lit areas in front of cameras. I've never felt unsafe because I made every deal to give me the advantage in case crap went sideways. The only sketch deal was a wild-west days of Armslist climbing in the back of a van with a guy and his wife to trade pistols at a Barnes and Noble. It wasn't my personal safety because I followed my rules. It was more of that I believe his spouse had a thing for Hobbit-like men and wanted me to put my ring into her Mt. Doom while he drank coffee inside.... but that's a different story more suited for Penthouse Forums.

2B. BUT SLIMER! WHAT IF I END UP BUYING A STOLEN FIREARM? Well, ole Slimer did just that once. He didn't get put in jail, he didn't have his dog shot, and his butthole is still tighter than a duck's. In my situation, it was a Winchester 1894AE that made it from Slimer's second home of the Pacific Wonderland known as Oregon (Note: Screw Multnomah and Lane counties). Now old Slimer was easily able to debunk he stole it since he was just a lad playing Street Fighter II on his Super Nintendo with the other neighborhood kids when it was stolen. The deputy gave him a call and said just go pay the trade-in value the FFL gave you since I have to take it into custody. There was nothing scary and it took 3 minutes to resolve. The FFL wasn't mad, the Sheriff's Department wasn't mad, and I hope that 1894AE made it back to the original owner. The seller wasn't guilty either, and he paid me back what I paid to him. Now maybe this is different in Mecklenburg or Durham, but unless you are buying stolen goods with full knowledge, don't worry about it. That intutition and common sense will get you far in life.

3. The Art of the Deal. So you took your chill pill, quit worrying about the generally unfounded fears of selling tools, and now you want to get rid of a gun that you really don't want. Now we need to remember it's 2024. That means even the most basic phone has a good camera on it on par with old 35mms. You want to get good lighting, use your auto-focus, and get good clear pictures. Doing this is worth 1,000 words no matter if it's a completely stock Glock. If it's a mil-surp, pictures of proof-marks and acceptance stamps can be captured with Macro-mode. If there are blemishes, capture them because your buyer will appreciate you being honest about wear. Don't use a stock picture or not even take a picture. Nobody wants to take a chance and taking pictures takes about the same amount of time of writing an ad. If you are including accessories, it only helps you to take a quick picture as well. If you are selling a modular firearm like an AR-15, it helps to actually list what parts are in it. The barrel twist/material/finish makes a huge difference because I'll pay a lot more for a 4150CMV 1/7 CHF chrome-lined barrel with a pinned gas block and Tooltech 158-Carpenter steel BCG than a 4140 unlined 1/9 phosphate only barrel with an unknown gas block held on by screws and unknown BCG with an unstaked carrier key.

Now you got your pics, you written all the details about what your selling, and you are about to post. Let's be frank at this point... you ain't getting what you put into it. Guns are like cars, you lose a percentage as soon as you take it out the store. Aftermarket accessories don't mean jack unless the buyer happens to be interested and if you really want to recoup your money, sell them separate. Making a "package deal" means you need to.... ya know, make it a deal. As a consumer, what you paid means nothing to me because in one minute I can google it and have it shipped to my home at the best price all while in my underwear. You need to take this into consideration if you really want to sell. Making a list of itemized parts means jack when those items go on sale for less than what you paid or are no longer in vouge to market trends.

When it comes to setting a value, you can use websites like wikiarms or gun.deals to find the value of your item via SKU/UPC. There is also Gunbroker/Buds/KYGunCo etc to see general prices. See, a potential buyer doesn't have interest in paying more than what they can get brand spanking new. It's not 1986 where a gun show or driving around to hole-in-the-wall pawn shops leads to deals anymore. Everyone has a supercomputer in their pockets where pricing can be established for better or worse. What you think you know what you got is not set in reality if you're not checking the market. What you paid 6 months ago may be null and void if gunmakers are having rebates, a new model came out, or political nonsense that leads to panic buying has ended. The only potential buyers you are attracting at this point are the felonious types that will pay a high price because they can't pass a 4473 or people who need instant gratification who still can use the interwebz and find what you are selling at a Big Box Store or good gun shops that have their inventory online.

Now, this is not to say you should be a pushover as a seller. Some people will look at the Bud's price of say $500, but they don't figure in cash discounts, shipping, taxes and FFL fees which pushes the price closer to $600. Others are frugal at best or cheap-butts at worst who would negotiate for free piles of cow crap. You also have tire-kickers who really don't have any real interest in buying and the ever popular junk traders who want to trade their non-running Snapper lawnmower, Kyle Petty commentative pocket knife, collectable Avon cologne in a car bottle, and stained Tupperware for your KAC SR-15. Even so, it pays to be polite because they may get lucky on a scratch-off at the Speedway while they block the line for people trying to pay for gas as they furiously use a quarter to chase the gambling dragon, spreading ticket residue over the counter while the clerk politely askes them to move to the side. You never know if they are going to get that $10,000 winning ticket and will meet your fair asking price.

TL;DR Don't be a bureaucrat with paperwork, follow your gut instinct, take good pictures, price your stuff against the market (not your financial losses), accept the headaches of selling, and don't play Fellowship of the Ring in the back of a Honda Odyssey unless you are into that sort of thing and can take the public indecency charge (along with a shot of penicillin).

Thanks for reading my blog, hit that upvote, like & subscribe, and say hi to your Momma and all them.
 
This is the way.

Important information that everyone needs to hear even though some people don't want to hear it. And the humor with which it is delivered is much like the chocolate coating on the pill that Miracle Max gives to The Man in Black. It helps it go down easier.

The thing to remember is that, for the most part, the forum is a gathering place for locals. That means there is a reasonably high probability that folks will cross paths at gun shops, gun shows, the range, and maybe even at a match.

This is good to remember when doing a deal. Or interacting with one another in general.

It doesn't cost very much to be nice. Friend equity is something that can pay off very big when you need it most.
 
I love this and I wish the blue hairs would get it! Maybe it will open some eyes, but it won’t open all because “I know better” and “my buddy who’s a cop said”. Thank you for posting! It’s a great educational read.

I just don’t understand people who claim to be 2A and require more than the law. Disgusting.
 
one point was mentioned, but I'm going to highlight. Remember, you're paying more sales tax on a firearm and ammo than you are on some random item from wally world or lowes. People forget about the excise tax. It can make a big difference in price buying a from dealer or an individual. Add in shipping and transfers when shopping online. Always try to compare apples to apples when price checking
 
Making this a sticky. Not that anyone reads stickies, but this is what 99% of us are thinking. The 1% of you that don’t think this way, pull your heads out of your hind ends so you can get some fresh air.
 
So there seems to be much confusion on how to sell a firearm in the Old North State here on the forums. Mostly new members, some old members, and some in-between. I've decided to take a break after second breakfast and the 8 Mimosa brunch to help clarify things to make things easier for you.

1. Legality. The first thing is that rifles/shotguns/handguns in NC do not require any special considerations.... no BS. You see, the state overrode ole Pooper Scooper to ditch the vile Pistol Permit law back in March 2023. It was a completely arbitrary law that allowed the CLEO in your county to deny you a right to a handgun. Unlike a NICS check, the CLEO could deny your moral character on the grounds that he didn't like you because you took his pew on Sundays at church. Since it's been abolished, you can now follow basic Federal law and not worry about anything. Even the NC CCH license is no longer needed for private sales. It only benefits bypassing a NICS check unless you are buying from a store (may Jesus forgive me for even saying it) like Dunham's. So when you post an ad, you don't need to require a pistol permit because you. can. not. get. one. anymore. period.

2A. Cover Your Donkey. Now when selling a firearm, some guys get all antsy in their pantsy about selling to the felonious type for an item that ultimately belongs in a hardware store next to nail guns. While it is good to be vigilant, you shouldn't be paranoid. The Bill of Sale is a popular fallback, but when we really think about it, it's kind of silly. You see, people can do this thing called "lie" on a piece of paper. I'm sure even many a firearm has been sold on a 4473 after a Martini Business Lunch with Bolivian Marching Powder before stumbling to the golf course with the other executives. Now, if folks can do that on official gubmint papers, they surely can do it on inkjet paper in a Food Lion parking lot. Likewise, the BoS also gives out too much information at times. You see, ultimately you don't know who you are giving your full address to. Maybe that fine dressed gentleman you gave your full address to is a Nightstalker 2.0 who plans on giving your home a visit later or maybe he will send the information to some urban yutes that will supply the streets of Chiraq thanks to the nature of capitalism. Your best bet in all this is to use your intuition and that part of your reptile-like brain that tells you something seems off. Follow your instincts because they trump a sheet of paper. Now the biggest thing is to setup a meeting in a public place where you are safe. Don't go into a stranger's home, don't meet in an easily ambushed place with blind spots, and once again follow your instincts. I've done deals as late as 11pm in Walmart parking lots (ya know back when 24/7 Wal-Marts that sold 9mm/223 was a thing) because I used intuition and well-lit areas in front of cameras. I've never felt unsafe because I made every deal to give me the advantage in case crap went sideways. The only sketch deal was a wild-west days of Armslist climbing in the back of a van with a guy and his wife to trade pistols at a Barnes and Noble. It wasn't my personal safety because I followed my rules. It was more of that I believe his spouse had a thing for Hobbit-like men and wanted me to put my ring into her Mt. Doom while he drank coffee inside.... but that's a different story more suited for Penthouse Forums.

2B. BUT SLIMER! WHAT IF I END UP BUYING A STOLEN FIREARM? Well, ole Slimer did just that once. He didn't get put in jail, he didn't have his dog shot, and his butthole is still tighter than a duck's. In my situation, it was a Winchester 1894AE that made it from Slimer's second home of the Pacific Wonderland known as Oregon (Note: Screw Multnomah and Lane counties). Now old Slimer was easily able to debunk he stole it since he was just a lad playing Street Fighter II on his Super Nintendo with the other neighborhood kids when it was stolen. The deputy gave him a call and said just go pay the trade-in value the FFL gave you since I have to take it into custody. There was nothing scary and it took 3 minutes to resolve. The FFL wasn't mad, the Sheriff's Department wasn't mad, and I hope that 1894AE made it back to the original owner. The seller wasn't guilty either, and he paid me back what I paid to him. Now maybe this is different in Mecklenburg or Durham, but unless you are buying stolen goods with full knowledge, don't worry about it. That intutition and common sense will get you far in life.

3. The Art of the Deal. So you took your chill pill, quit worrying about the generally unfounded fears of selling tools, and now you want to get rid of a gun that you really don't want. Now we need to remember it's 2024. That means even the most basic phone has a good camera on it on par with old 35mms. You want to get good lighting, use your auto-focus, and get good clear pictures. Doing this is worth 1,000 words no matter if it's a completely stock Glock. If it's a mil-surp, pictures of proof-marks and acceptance stamps can be captured with Macro-mode. If there are blemishes, capture them because your buyer will appreciate you being honest about wear. Don't use a stock picture or not even take a picture. Nobody wants to take a chance and taking pictures takes about the same amount of time of writing an ad. If you are including accessories, it only helps you to take a quick picture as well. If you are selling a modular firearm like an AR-15, it helps to actually list what parts are in it. The barrel twist/material/finish makes a huge difference because I'll pay a lot more for a 4150CMV 1/7 CHF chrome-lined barrel with a pinned gas block and Tooltech 158-Carpenter steel BCG than a 4140 unlined 1/9 phosphate only barrel with an unknown gas block held on by screws and unknown BCG with an unstaked carrier key.

Now you got your pics, you written all the details about what your selling, and you are about to post. Let's be frank at this point... you ain't getting what you put into it. Guns are like cars, you lose a percentage as soon as you take it out the store. Aftermarket accessories don't mean jack unless the buyer happens to be interested and if you really want to recoup your money, sell them separate. Making a "package deal" means you need to.... ya know, make it a deal. As a consumer, what you paid means nothing to me because in one minute I can google it and have it shipped to my home at the best price all while in my underwear. You need to take this into consideration if you really want to sell. Making a list of itemized parts means jack when those items go on sale for less than what you paid or are no longer in vouge to market trends.

When it comes to setting a value, you can use websites like wikiarms or gun.deals to find the value of your item via SKU/UPC. There is also Gunbroker/Buds/KYGunCo etc to see general prices. See, a potential buyer doesn't have interest in paying more than what they can get brand spanking new. It's not 1986 where a gun show or driving around to hole-in-the-wall pawn shops leads to deals anymore. Everyone has a supercomputer in their pockets where pricing can be established for better or worse. What you think you know what you got is not set in reality if you're not checking the market. What you paid 6 months ago may be null and void if gunmakers are having rebates, a new model came out, or political nonsense that leads to panic buying has ended. The only potential buyers you are attracting at this point are the felonious types that will pay a high price because they can't pass a 4473 or people who need instant gratification who still can use the interwebz and find what you are selling at a Big Box Store or good gun shops that have their inventory online.

Now, this is not to say you should be a pushover as a seller. Some people will look at the Bud's price of say $500, but they don't figure in cash discounts, shipping, taxes and FFL fees which pushes the price closer to $600. Others are frugal at best or cheap-butts at worst who would negotiate for free piles of cow crap. You also have tire-kickers who really don't have any real interest in buying and the ever popular junk traders who want to trade their non-running Snapper lawnmower, Kyle Petty commentative pocket knife, collectable Avon cologne in a car bottle, and stained Tupperware for your KAC SR-15. Even so, it pays to be polite because they may get lucky on a scratch-off at the Speedway while they block the line for people trying to pay for gas as they furiously use a quarter to chase the gambling dragon, spreading ticket residue over the counter while the clerk politely askes them to move to the side. You never know if they are going to get that $10,000 winning ticket and will meet your fair asking price.

TL;DR Don't be a bureaucrat with paperwork, follow your gut instinct, take good pictures, price your stuff against the market (not your financial losses), accept the headaches of selling, and don't play Fellowship of the Ring in the back of a Honda Odyssey unless you are into that sort of thing and can take the public indecency charge (along with a shot of penicillin).

Thanks for reading my blog, hit that upvote, like & subscribe, and say hi to your Momma and all them.
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I will bet that the same amount of people that actually read the BST rules will read this. Which means 2%.

But I agree with everything stated.

Good write up.
 
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Even the NC CCH license is no longer needed for private sales. It only benefits bypassing a NICS check unless you are buying from a store (may Jesus forgive me for even saying it) like Dunham's. So when you post an ad, you don't need to require a pistol permit because you. can. not. get. one. anymore. period.

I do want to add just a minor bit here. I am still seeing "want to see Concealed Permit or an old Pistol Purchase Permit" in some listings. Aside from there being an implied two-tier system that I don't find amusing, relying on either as a "safety" measure has serious faults. I'll skip the well tread issue with a concealed permit, tho it has many of the same problems.

There are at least 100 different obsolete Pistol Purchase Permits that a person is going to authenticate?

It was ridiculous when they were still in effect, but in theory you could call the "where's that county?" Sheriff and bug them to check their records. If I was a Sheriff and someone did that today I'd be laughing as I hung up the phone. There were some seriously basic permits issued, that anyone could have easily made up to appear more legitimate than the genuine article. Places where I worked were very uneasy about accepting some of the plain white Microsoft Word printouts from the more remote counties.

I have never found a compiled databased of simple photographs of ones issued by each sheriff. And they changed without warning. I got queried by a FFL a county over from where I got mine because they used substituted color printer paper the day I got mine. Maybe I caused them to run out of paper, I don't know which it was.

To say nothing of the fact that they were good for 5 years. Ted Bundy only required 4 years to kill 30 women.

The one and only time I ever applied for a PPP, knowing there was no limit by law, I decided I would get as many as I might need in the next 5 years, estimating high and doubled it. I got some stares, but I walked out of the Sheriff's office wishing I had brought a bigger manila envelope. I somewhat embarrassingly, but not unexpectedly, found myself almost needing to re-up in March 2023, 0.9 years into my 5 year permit budget, but I still have a couple left.

If Bundy had chosen to use guns, he would have likely rationed his permits more sparingly than I tho. Mine are "valid" until mid 2027. In the first 16 months or so of his admitted murder spree, Ted Bundy had only reached his halfway point. He had no criminal record and could have gotten permits in NC.

He also could have made some fake ones. Do you fellas know what each county's permit looked like? Can you name all NC counties and tribal authorities?

The actual content and format is laid out in the public record for anyone to follow. No wax seal, no watermark. It's pretty basic. Even a caveman could do it.

So remember that when you are doing your ineffective, feel-good, due diligence.

Your gut is likely to be more effective in weeding out who you think "shouldn't have one".

On the other hand, that didn't work for any of Bundy's victims.
 
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