To all the lovers out there.

Ya'll may not know this, but before my wife and I met, we were both underwear models.

Her professionally, and me... well... I guess I was in the amateur department.

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This was us 11 years ago on Feb 12th, riding into the future in our gas guzzling steel steed. 5.5/5. Quite the adventure. Would do again.

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And I like this picture, because this is about as handsome as I get.

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And yeah, yeah. I know. I'm an ugly troll.

But luckily I have personality.

:)
 
7 years married this July 5th. We chose that day for a couple of reasons
1- Band always books July 4, and usually no bookings for a week after.
2- Our reception was at her parent’s restaurant and they are closed on Sundays (the 5th was a Sunday in 2015).

And extremely easy for me to remember the anniversary!![emoji41]

And I most definitely outkicked my coverage….
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Tomorrow marks 3 months for me and @Bows & Bullets. We were in Florida and we figured why not get married on the beach. So we drove down to Key West and got married on Smather’s Beach. And without a doubt I married way up!!!!
 

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Average Joe said:
Tomorrow marks 3 months for me and @Bows & Bullets. We were in Florida and we figured why not get married on the beach. So we drove down to Key West and got married on Smather’s Beach. And without a doubt I married way up!!!!
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Dang! I had my wife and kids in Key West, on vacation, 3 months ago! We were probably on a jet ski tour that passed by the beach while y'all were getting married! Congratulations!
 
Average Joe said:
Tomorrow marks 3 months for me and @Bows & Bullets. We were in Florida and we figured why not get married on the beach. So we drove down to Key West and got married on Smather’s Beach. And without a doubt I married way up!!!!
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Men! Don’t let [mention]Average Joe [/mention] fool y’all! He’s not the one that married up, I am! I married so high up it’s not even in the same Solar system! I am without a doubt the luckiest woman in the world, he came into my life at just the right time and I’m so glad he did. I couldn’t imagine doing this thing called life without him!!

Ps- hopefully we will have some little ones of our own before the end of the year. [emoji1694][emoji1694][emoji1694]


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Average Joe said:
Tomorrow marks 3 months for me and @Bows & Bullets. We were in Florida and we figured why not get married on the beach. So we drove down to Key West and got married on Smather’s Beach. And without a doubt I married way up!!!!
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I’d ask what kind of mojo you got to get her to marry you, but, if I’m honest, I really don’t want to know the answer. :p
 
This morning I said something to my 17 y.o. son about "When your mom and I were your age."

My wife promptly corrected me and told him. "Uh....when your dad was your age I was 13....."

My kid, who is a clone of his smart assed Dad said (without missing a beat) "Damn Dad what was your pickup line? 'Hey kid, want some candy?'"

I had to remind the little turd that I didn't meet his mom until I was 22 and she'd Just turned 19.
 
cubrock said:
I’d ask what kind of mojo you got to get her to marry you, but, if I’m honest, I really don’t want to know the answer. :p
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Glad you don’t want to know. Honestly I have no idea how I got so lucky!
 
Not sure what I did to deserve @Lil D, but I love her to pieces. We’re getting married this year. Had several friends tell me that if we ever split up, they were keeping her and dumping me. Hell I don’t blame them
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As long as I can keep [mention]Average Joe [/mention] thinking he’s the lucky one then we’re good. When he finally comes to his senses and sees I’m the lucky one and he not so much that is when he will disappear from the forum…[emoji2360] sorry officer, I haven’t seen my husband since he went out for beer. LMAO
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Bows & Bullets said:
As long as I can keep [mention]Average Joe [/mention] thinking he’s the lucky one then we’re good. When he finally comes to his senses and sees I’m the lucky one and he not so much that is when he will disappear from the forum…[emoji2360] sorry officer, I haven’t seen my husband since he went out for beer. LMAO
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Ruh-ro!
@Average Joe if you're not heard from in a while, looks like we'll need to do a wellness check.
Don't say or do anything foolish!
 
Guys…just going to lay this out. We are gun guys. Many of us are also car guys, motorcycle guys, and other “dangerous” hobbies.

It’s only fitting that we excel at relationships with things that are complicated, prone to issues, expensive, time consuming, frustrating, and a complete mystery to most people.

We didn’t marry out of our pay grade, we are just in our niche.


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B00ger said:
Guys…just going to lay this out. We are gun guys. Many of us are also car guys, motorcycle guys, and other “dangerous” hobbies.

It’s only fitting that we excel at relationships with things that are complicated, prone to issues, expensive, time consuming, frustrating, and a complete mystery to most people.

We didn’t marry out of our pay grade, we are just in our niche.


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I am the outlier then....22, 23 this year, years in and I still have no idea what the eff I am doing. I am good if I put on my skivvies right.
 
Chdamn said:
For the record my batting average is absolutely awful. 29 years together, up to bat at least 4 times a week on average and just the one kid.

He’s pretty cool tho.
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Man, my wife got pregnant two weeks after she went off birth control. This is not an issue. I can loan some kids out if it's helpful.
 
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