Why Graham crackers were invented….

[HMP]

That is considering all casualties across all theaters. The point still stands, never trust a vegetarian to run anything except a kale chips stand in the darkest corner of the State Fair.

Ah, yeah, I was thinking the Holocaust is less than 10M, a few more if you count political opponents etc

 

[GoWolfpack]

hoped to end what he believed to be the scourge of his time: masturbation

Didn't work

 

[Cowboy]

Didn't work

That's probably why God created Eve too.

 

[GoWolfpack]

Push the button, pull the string
Out comes chocolate choo choo train.

Is it weird that I tried to make "train" rhyme with "string"?

 

[kcult]

Is it weird that I tried to make "train" rhyme with "string"?

You don't pronounce it "strang?"

 

[GoWolfpack]

You don't pronounce it "strang?"

But I don't say "traing"

 

[Get Off My Lawn]

Scourge?

I honestly have no idea who is masturbating, and when. I mean, Pee Wee Herman, yeah. And Mark. He was caught in the library in 1985. Earned him the nickname "Grip."

Oh pray tell Grip is on CFF!

 

[kcult]

Oh pray tell Grip is on CFF!

He be dead.

RIP Grip.