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[Shooterb]

Never in the 30 years that I lived here have the Turkeys came in the back yard going to cow pasture.

 

[Schattenreiter]

Never in the 30 years you have lived there have you ever "seen" the turkeys in the backyard on the way to the cow pasture.

 

[Windini]

Are they undocumented Turkeys?

 

[skiles]

That's a whole lot of gobble-gobble.

 

[Diverdad]

That would fill my freezer.

 

[Walkabout Dan]

Just think how many will be around in a year or two.

 

[BlackGun]

You’ll never see them come hunting season. I’d like to know how they detect it’s hunting season.

 

[Chdamn]

That's a whole lot of gobble-gobble.

So that’s why they called my sister Turkey in high school.

 

[noway2]

So that’s why they called my sister Turkey in high school.

When I was in first grade there was a running joke, that was particularly funny when executed against a lunch lady… hold your fist out with your thumb up and say, “say what a turkey says into the microphone“ it was considered a score if you could get them to say “gobble gobble”. 43 years later, today, because of your post I now finally get the joke. The thumb, being a phallic symbol.

 

[Hammer12b]

When I was in first grade there was a running joke, that was particularly funny when executed against a lunch lady… hold your fist out with your thumb up and say, “say what a turkey says into the microphone“ it was considered a score if you could get them to say “gobble gobble”. 43 years later, today, because of your post I now finally get the joke. The thumb, being a phallic symbol.

43 years, you’re not the fastest car in the garage are ya? 🤣

 

[Hammer12b]

So that’s why they called my sister Turkey in high school.

🍗🤣😂

 

[noway2]

43 years, you’re not the fastest car in the garage are ya? 🤣

No, I think that one is a record for me, and I have a knack for remembering and retelling jokes too.

 

[BassicNate]

You’ll never see them come hunting season. I’d like to know how they detect it’s hunting season.

This. Exactly this.

 

[Flashpoint]

You’ll never see them come hunting season. I’d like to know how they detect it’s hunting season.

Same with deer right? Don't they change their routes, etc. during deer season, which is why you see (and hit) them crossing roads much more often then?

 

[Windini]

You’ll never see them come hunting season. I’d like to know how they detect it’s hunting season.

Ever since Facebeak, they've had an early warning advantage over us. Crafty feathered Bas... buzzards.