Nope! LOL!
But, I do carry a bright pink teddy bear and a roll of bright pink marking ribbon.
My wife will be sitting at home with my EMP ride (1981 4x4 Chevrolet 3/4 ton truck).
Since my walk is through the country, I may or may not be on the road, but I will generally be within sight of the road by day. My truck is unmistakable. It's orange and it is a 350 with a 4 barrel and true dual exhaust.
If I am off the road when my wife passes by in the truck, I am to stop, and place the pink teddy bear on the white line on the opposite side of the road from where I am actually waiting.
Once she hits the pink ribbons that I place approximately every 1-2 miles, on signposts, mailboxes, or other landmarks, she knows I have made it that far and to turn around and keep an eye out for the pink teddy bear. Once she sees the teddy bear she is to ease off on the opposite side of the road and open the door. I should be inbound. If I have to deviate far enough off the road for whatever reason and don't see her on her first pass, I place a pink ribbon where I went in and one where I come out.
She has specific instructions on how long she should wait until this is attempted. And I have made a list of which of my friends and relatives should accompany her ranked by ability and awareness and how intimate they are with how I think.
That is what I have to work with right now. I would rather my wife or my friends not have to expose themselves that way.
Luckily I work at a gun shop. Most of us are nuts, or are expected to be nuts. We have a pretty good sized warehouse. Once I find the right late 70s to early 80s dirt bike, 3 wheeler, or 4 wheeler, I will be stashing one inside the warehouse, and riding it once or twice a month when I am bored in the field out here beside the shop to keep it maintained and keep the gas rotated.
My biggest fear if we ever do have an EMP type deal is that
@BurnedOutGeek will cheat on me with his wife before I can make it home. I better hurry up and get on with this dirt bike idea! LOL!