I'm not falling for "here try my new vape pen" again.
I believe the preferred term is "douche flute"
I'm not falling for "here try my new vape pen" again.
Jesus had a beard.TOTALLY agree!!! IMHO, men with beards are trying to compensate for "something" and God only knows what it may be... But yes, they are gross as hell, nasty, and not cared for. Are you too damned LAZY to shave?? Does it make you feel more MANLY??
...where is a dog...I need to shoot something."
Jesus had a beard.
My wife likes my beard so that is all.
I grew a beard once, when I was in my twenties. It itched and irritated my skin. But when my three-year-old daughter refused to let me kiss her good night because it was "scratchy" I shaved it off, once and for all.
That's great. They really live up to their caricatures, too: one guy I know who works in a nearby department talked about camping. I asked where he liked to camp, and he said wherever he could back up his Subaru.
Cell phones are the nastiest things we carry. Womens purses are almost as bad. Public toilet seats are arguably one of the cleanest things we come into contact with daily (unless burt has been there).
My bride says since I won't let her cut her hair, the beard stays or or no play time until it grows back, I'm not buying that... but it's a fair point.Lions have manes. Men have beards. And my wife threatens me every time I talk about shaving it.
The Sun is a supermarket tabloid. It's like physical clickbait in it's printed form.
With daily boobs!
Is that the one with the "page whatever" girl? It's been 17 years since I've lived in the UK.
At some point my wife took ownership of my facial hair. If I even mention shaving it she stares me down.
You guys must be really ugly under those beards. Kudos to the wives.Lions have manes. Men have beards. And my wife threatens me every time I talk about shaving it.
You guys must be really ugly under those beards. Kudos to the wives.
Wow!! Love the little cap.....LOL....very fetching!Guys, does this beard make me look like I'm compensating for something?
Wow!! Love the little cap.....LOL....very fetching!
Guys, does this beard make me look like I'm compensating for something?
(In all seriousness, my wife dared me to wear it to a showing of Rocky Horror on Halloween night; she should have known better)
Yeah and you fit in at the show but what about every other time you wear it?
You guys must be really ugly under those beards. Kudos to the wives.