Chdamn
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So my mom is visiting and went to bed with a headache last night about 8:45. The wife and I decided to put off our nightly chores, to keep the noise down, and go to bed as well.
Me: Awesome I'll be asleep by 9:30 at the latest and get a full night sleep for the first time in I can’t remember when.
My brain: As an appetizer; your mom went to bed early because she's having an aneurysm and here's how it will be to find her cold, lifeless body in the morning. Good luck explaining that to the boy.
Me: No thanks, I'm not hungry, just a blank screen please.
My brain: But wait, there's more. Speaking of the boy......For the main course I highly recommend faces of death volume 37, where your son plays every role. This movie has a really neat bonus feature where you get to hear what his final thoughts were for each death.
Me: Why in the hell would you play this? I don't want to see this. Nobody would want to see this. What is wrong with you. Tell me why?
Brain: Why? Screw you, that's why!.....Loser.
Me: Fine. I'll just change the channel to "Boobies, Boobies, Boobies" or "Hot Girls Eating Tiny Pickles".
Me:.......
Me:......
Me: Why does it keep flipping back back on its own every 3 seconds.
Brain: Hahahahahahahaha.....suck it.
And that’s why I’m freaking tired this morning.
Me: Awesome I'll be asleep by 9:30 at the latest and get a full night sleep for the first time in I can’t remember when.
My brain: As an appetizer; your mom went to bed early because she's having an aneurysm and here's how it will be to find her cold, lifeless body in the morning. Good luck explaining that to the boy.
Me: No thanks, I'm not hungry, just a blank screen please.
My brain: But wait, there's more. Speaking of the boy......For the main course I highly recommend faces of death volume 37, where your son plays every role. This movie has a really neat bonus feature where you get to hear what his final thoughts were for each death.
Me: Why in the hell would you play this? I don't want to see this. Nobody would want to see this. What is wrong with you. Tell me why?
Brain: Why? Screw you, that's why!.....Loser.
Me: Fine. I'll just change the channel to "Boobies, Boobies, Boobies" or "Hot Girls Eating Tiny Pickles".
Me:.......
Me:......
Me: Why does it keep flipping back back on its own every 3 seconds.
Brain: Hahahahahahahaha.....suck it.
And that’s why I’m freaking tired this morning.
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