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Timfoilhat said:
I was having a hard time keeping up and I spend too much time here already, so thank RS for saying something.
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I'm sure we all got confused.....many name changes occurred in a short span of time!
 
Jeppo said:
“This needs to be addressed”????? 😂
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Of course. So, he has the choice of these two federal programs:
A. Twenty gross of tiny squirrel condoms will be shipped to him, along with instructions for application.
B. Gray wolves will be re-introduced to the area, with his address as the primary release site.
 
BigWaylon said:
Kinda wish I had the ap right now to watch heads explode. We’ve had a helicopter circling for 30+ minutes.
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They’re coming for your “silencers”!!!!! 😂
 
I am a Mod on the site. Other Mods get "credit" for recruiting people on the site. I don't participate in that activity.

Most post on the site are:
Pick up dog poop.
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Found this snake in my backyard.
Selling candles, services or real estate.
Did you hear that gunshot? (Mostly newly received refugees from a liberal enclave).
The sky is blue. No it is aqua. No it is cyan. Blah blah.
 
Lawmaker said:
I am a Mod on the site. Other Mods get "credit" for recruiting people on the site. I don't participate in that activity.

Most post on the site are:
Pick up dog poop.
Refer insert blank.
Found this snake in my backyard.
Selling candles, services or real estate.
Did you hear that gunshot? (Mostly newly received refugees from a liberal enclave).
The sky is blue. No it is aqua. No it is cyan. Blah blah.
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Is it an official rule for y’all to delete conservative content? Or just a few Rouge mods?
Genuine question because it seems like anything that is conservative is deleted there.
 
I browse occasionally as there are random posts worth reading (kind of like here? 😁) and I saw this pop up under recommended groups to join. Anyone a member?

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Haven't seen that one

This one caught my attention last night. UFO sighting in N Raleigh. 👽

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I built a fireplace in my backyard last year, and just because I’m a good sport I got all the neighbors around and behind me to sign off on the HOA request, so it was immediately approved. What did several of them do at the next HOA meeting? The ones that signed? Complain about the smoke. Of course, I wasn’t there. First and last HOA meeting was in 1984. D7527B97-B316-48C4-AE55-3234652799F4.jpeg
And before you internet badasses remind me how you’d never live in a neighborhood with an HOA, let me know how the house-hunting goes next time you look for a place when your livelihood and family happens to be in a major metro.
 
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georgel said:
Well, have you invited them over?

If they show up, then they're complicit.
;)
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I gotta scruffy neighbor up the street who is a retired machinist and old hotodder from Toledo. We’re tight and he’s on the board.

He told ‘em, “You signed it, it’s already approved, next.”
 
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I haven't seen neighbors on there getting their shorts in a knot over "gunshots" for a while. Guess they figured out legal fireworks were available just 20 miles away.
 
Timfoilhat said:
I haven't seen neighbors on there getting their shorts in a knot over "gunshots" for a while. Guess they figured out legal fireworks were available just 20 miles away.
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Speaking of gunshots…

We were watching TV one evening around 10. I turned off the audio and asked my wife whether she’d heard the gunshots out the window. She hadn’t but they were quite loud. A double tap and then a much louder one 10 or 15 seconds later.

The next morning, I found a tree laying across the driveway. 😂
 
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Greensboro is all about fox sightings! We have destroyed their habitat and there is nowhere else for them to go. Blah blah blah. Wanted to show a few reds and greys in my leg holds but too much of a weenie.
My bud always spouted off about how great Trump was and he got his car window smashed in and another time his house egged. Some friggin liberal nut jobs on that site!
 
Get Off My Lawn said:
I picked up a box of mortar fireworks for a friend. The type that have a large colorful air burst.
He sent me a couple screen shots. I told him I'm bringing the cannon over just to see the comments. I wish @Les White was closer 😆
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That makes me want to install the app just to see what they say next time I send something up. But several of them know about my part time gig. I think the sheriffs know too, but once it's up, the evidence is gone.
 
And one of the reasons I'm only on here...

My wife sort of grumbles while looking at her phone. Turns out, some old bitty on FB is complaining that a local merchant allowed a person in the store with their dog, and it was obvious the dog was not a service dog.

The store was Walmart.

It was followed with a flood of "my child was bit one time," "I'm allergic," "It growled at me," "I almost tripped over it," "I love dogs, but there's a time and place..."

My inner, and sometimes, outer (not tortuga) butthole self absolutely wanted to chime in and ruffle some feathers, but I just finished a couple of brats, some baked beans, and several IPAs, and didn't want heartburn tonight.

I might not be able to bash skulls there, but I can sure come here and whine about it.

Thanks guys.

I guess I'll tuck my junk and try to win the Ms. South Carolina pageant.
 
Dale Gribble said:
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This makes me wish I had a saluting gun so I could fire a 1776 shot salute to this mad bloody experiment in misanthropy and bloody mindedness you call a country. A beautiful, crazy, ugly, gorgeous, maddeningly imperfect incapable of agreeing about anything country. In case you can't tell, I love this place. Even now.

You know, before they take away my right to own anything scarier than my spork for eating crickets in my pod. But second Thursdays I get to go to the White Republican burnings though!
 
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kcult said:
And one of the reasons I'm only on here...

My wife sort of grumbles while looking at her phone. Turns out, some old bitty on FB is complaining that a local merchant allowed a person in the store with their dog, and it was obvious the dog was not a service dog.

The store was Walmart.

It was followed with a flood of "my child was bit one time," "I'm allergic," "It growled at me," "I almost tripped over it," "I love dogs, but there's a time and place..."

My inner, and sometimes, outer (not tortuga) butthole self absolutely wanted to chime in and ruffle some feathers, but I just finished a couple of brats, some baked beans, and several IPAs, and didn't want heartburn tonight.

I might not be able to bash skulls there, but I can sure come here and whine about it.

Thanks guys.

I guess I'll tuck my junk and try to win the Ms. South Carolina pageant.
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That crown is mine, you bitch!
 
How long do y’all think it will be before Facebook enters into a hostile takeover of nextdoor?
 
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Its become a habit for me to check Nextdoor every few days for the laughter.
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