A few years ago, we had a pretty decent December snow..nothing like this one, though. If I remember right, it was around 3-4".
Anyhoo, I was getting ready to head to the station and my wife was in the process of getting ready for work. The closings/delays were scrolling across the bottom of the tv and she asked if I'd watch it to see if her workplace was closed.
Well, I saw where it was and told her, "Yeah; yall are closed." Just for sh*ts and giggles, I said, "Would ya look at that...reckon I'm off today, too..fire department's closed." She stuck her head out the bathroom door and said, "Really?!!!"
I rolled my eyes and in the most sarcastic tone I could muster said, "Yeah...the fire department is shutting down for the day."
She thought about it for a split-second, glared at me and through gritted teeth said, "You asshole!"
God, I laughed so hard about that and still do.