What the hell is canned "Bulk Sausage"??

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This stuff.

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I inherited several cans of this. Opened one up today. I'm not amused.

It doesn't look like sausage. It doesn't smell like sausage. It doesn't taste like sausage.

"Heat and serve" is a solid NOPE.

It looks like watery dog vomit. I'd be super pissed if I stepped in a pile of it.

One of the serving suggestions is to add a beaten egg and form into patties. I don't see how adding a beaten egg to dog vomit will make forming patties a possibility.

Does this stuff have any redeeming qualities or methods of preparation? Or is it best tossed in the trash?
 
Les White said:
This stuff.

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I inherited several cans of this. Opened one up today. I'm not amused.

It doesn't look like sausage. It doesn't smell like sausage. It doesn't taste like sausage.

"Heat and serve" is a solid NOPE.

It looks like watery dog vomit. I'd be super pissed if I stepped in a pile of it.

One of the serving suggestions is to add a beaten egg and form into patties. I don't see how adding a beaten egg to dog vomit will make forming patties a possibility.

Does this stuff have any redeeming qualities or methods of preparation? Or is it best tossed in the trash?
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Cook it in a frying pan with eggs.
 
Chdamn said:
Did you try it?

There are a lot of things that look horrible but taste great.
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Yeah I tried it. I tried a second helping to make sure I didn't like it. It's just not good. I even tried putting it back in the pan to try and cook away some of the looseness. Still a nope.

Fortunately I didn't read the ingredients beforehand.
 
Les White said:
Yeah I tried it. I tried a second helping to make sure I was gonna have to lick my butthole to get the taste outta my mouth. It's just not good. I even tried putting it back in the pan to try and cook away some of the looseness. Still a nope.

Fortunately I didn't read the ingredients beforehand.
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Chdamn said:
Are you supposed to drain it first?
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Don't believe that's possible. It comes out of the can exactly like dog food. It doesn't get loose until you start to heat it up.

Go getcherself a can and give it a whirl.
 
Les White said:
That's a awfully strong word for something that seems like it was swept up off the floor from around the butthole grinding machine.
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I’ve seen Slim Jim sausage casings made. Starts with a trailer load of frozen cowhides. Then off to the grinder.
 
Based on the fact that this was "inherited" and from the looks of the super fancy label graphics, I would date the can's MFG date to somewhere in the mid to early 1980's?

Is there an expiration date on it?

Expiration Date: Immediately Upon Consuming


Edit: I just noticed the contains wheat warning, which means it must be new production....yeeegads. Mr. Smithers! We shall keep the label! It was popular in my youth, why wouldn't the kids like it now?

Because we wrote the word tripe on it?
 
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commiecuriocollector said:
Based on the fact that this was "inherited" and from the looks of the super fancy label graphics, I would date the can's MFG date to somewhere in the mid to early 1980's?

Is there an expiration date on it?

Expiration Date: Immediately Upon Consuming
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