You know you're getting old when ...

The Dude said:
When a cute 22 year old tells you that you're old enough be her Dad.
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When you realize it before they tell you....

Getting old ain’t for pussies....

I snap, crackle, and pop for 15-20 minutes when I wake up. It sucks!!

But my probe is still working quite well, so I got that going for me....You know....happy wife, happy life!![emoji28]


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When you walk into a resthome and see people more able than yourself.
Diapers.....who in the hell would have ever thought they would live long enough to fart streams.
Constant appointments to see people that wish to keep you healthy enough to elevate to the next level of pain.
Pissed off because your friends don't come to vist anymore only to remember you buried them.
Visiting the senior center to check out the babes...whoopee!
 
BatteryOaksBilly said:
Only way you can Empty your bladder is Sitting Down...or it might just be an excuse to sit down...….
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^ This

And sometimes sitting down is simply the best thing to do because of the length of time you'll be spending to empty that bladder.
 
larryh1108 said:
This is especially true for the 3am pee. Sometimes you can get a nice nap in while you wait.....
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hahaha..………...good one sir. I must confess to doing this.
 
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BatteryOaksBilly said:
Only way you can Empty your bladder is Sitting Down...or it might just be an excuse to sit down...….
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I don't need no excuse to set down. Now gittin' up's another thing entirely.
 
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When you ride with the Garmin GPS on so you can read the street name signs at distance.

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dmarbell said:
How about looking for the cell phone you are currently talking on? I looked for my reading glasses for five minutes once, went to the bathroom to see if I left them in there, and I was looking through them at myself in the mirror.
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Dang, that's OLD! LOL.
 
xtp308 said:
The glasses are usually on top of her head
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My cousin keeps readers and shades up on her head. Watching her look for them is a hoot! lol. Of course she is a bit older than I am, so in a few years it might not be so humorous to me.....
 
B00ger said:
When you slip and fall and people check to see if you are ok instead of laughing.


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You're too young to be in this thread, I think! Aren't you 40(ish)? You just wait a few years, sonny! LOL
 
larryh1108 said:
This (in bold) definitely gives away someone's age......
just sayin....
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It's not like we all don't know how old I've gotten to be, though, right??? LOL. I can't really hide it!
 
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fieldgrade said:
When anyone and everyone under the age of 50 calls you “Sir"
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It's not so much to your very good point, but ...
I call every man over 50 "Sir". But then, I also call every man under 50 "Sir". And all women are "Ma'am".
 
The Dude said:
When a cute 22 year old tells you that you're old enough be her Dad.
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I live for that moment, and it never comes. Now, "Granddad"? Yeppers, I get that a'plenty.
 
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