You know you're getting old when ...

When you're cruising in the Basement looking at the chicks and you realize that you're focused primarily on the faces, looking for the telltale disqualifying sign of full-blown crazy. :(
 
How about looking for the cell phone you are currently talking on? I looked for my reading glasses for five minutes once, went to the bathroom to see if I left them in there, and I was looking through them at myself in the mirror.

Had to check the avatar to make sure I hadn't already wrote this.
 
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